What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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general tso's broccoli

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The BCS

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She said no

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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