- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

womens rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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