Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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we all know sammi has a penis

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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