What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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womens rights

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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