- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you like fishsticks No

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Neither does he.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

fava beans

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??