How old is your mom? Old.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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