Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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