What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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