A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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David Silberberg is gay

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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