- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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