What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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why does column have a letter n?

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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