- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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