There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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