A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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She said no

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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WNBA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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