Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Give me thumbs up!

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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