- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

The person below me is weird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Paper shield.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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