Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Come In!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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