- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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