Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Knock knock Who's there Police

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Give me thumbs up!

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

you lose.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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