what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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