Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A horse walks into a barn.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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