Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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