- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Billy Cundiff.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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