How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Gangnam style

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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