- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger was with his friends

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM