- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Gun Control

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes