Darude- Sandstorm

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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That's what she didn't say

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Nickelback

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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