Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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your mom died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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