Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

"33"

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

knock knock Labrinth come in

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Romans rights.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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