Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Your mom is so fat...

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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