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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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