What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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