- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A white person at Harvard

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

AIDS

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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