- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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