What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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