What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Billy Cundiff.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Jesus was a good guy

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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