What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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We are lawyers

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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This is a joke setup.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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I ponder

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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