guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

At least I dont have AIDS.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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