Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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TIMMAH!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Poop swing

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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