tims sty:)

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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