0 + 0 = 0

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Get in the car.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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