- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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