- Anti Joke

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What's clear and wet? water

whats a willy? -brock

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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