If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

A Jew! Bless you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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