- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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