Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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I pooped.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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You're welcome!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Dylan is gay

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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i dont like chris

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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