What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Dance is a sport

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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