Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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I said I hate niiggers

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Xbox One

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A mans opinion.

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