roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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