- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

one day i went to bed

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