how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Flop dog

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poop

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Your mom.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Anti Joke

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