- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

my shift key is broken1

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

try slamming a revolving door

How do you spell eight? 8

Top Gear USA

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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