Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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