- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Society.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Mexicans are like waffles

Bob fell off his roof.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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