Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Apple.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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