a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Fags are gay.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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