What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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