- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Penis.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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