why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

i hate anti-jokes ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

thumb_up thumb_down +173

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +173

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

thumb_up thumb_down +81

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +5

69

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops