why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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poop nuff said

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Woman Rights

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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That's not what she said.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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