Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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homework

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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penus

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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