- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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