What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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