What's the difference between a duck

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

The WNBA.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Ebola

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Bob dole

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

penis

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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