Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Women.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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