Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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hi will

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A ginger was with his friends

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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