Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A white person at Harvard

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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knock knock

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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