What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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poo

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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