What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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